This is what I refer to as the Rooster Mullet:
How does a child only grow hair on the "mullet section" of her head??? I don't get it!! At this rate, her first haircut will be at age 8... And even then, it will just be for a trim.
At least, now YOU know why I put those RIDICULOUSLY HUGE bows on her. I'm tired of being asked how old "HE" is. I feel like saying, "Really??? You colorblind _______?! Do you see that she's wearing ALL pink? And fur cuffed boots?????"
Now, don't get me wrong... I fully support the gay population and will admit, I love a man in pink... with fur cuffed boots... but when it's your baby girl, and they're mistaking her for a boy, it gets annoying.
Dear Hair Gods- if you're listening.... a few plugs on the side of her head would be a SWEET xmas gift. It would be even sweeter if you'd make them blonde. Thanks in advance! :)
PS- I've been a VERY good girl this year!